Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Stuff White People Like But This Brown Man Can't Stand #3: Gosselin press coverage

Lord Douchebag! Without Lady Douchebag! I'd like to see The Amazing Chan Clan from the old Hanna-Barbera cartoon of the same name get into a fight to the death with the Gosselin kids. The Chans will easily pwn the Gosselins.
Why are these two famous? (Come to think it, why is anybody from the casts of these lame, heavily scripted reality shows famous?)

What's dead-behind-the-eyes Jon Gosselin's big talent? Modeling crappy, overpriced T-shirts?

What's Kate's big talent? Having a gigantic, super-stretched-out twat?

1 comment:

  1. As a white dude, I have to say that I don't care about them either...