Even though it can occasionally be a hassle to try to keep track of 17 hours and 28 minutes of music, which is the average amount of music I calculated from the current total track lengths of the eight different playlists I keep in rotation for the "AFOS Prime" block (plus the extra hours of music that make up the five other blocks on the AFOS station schedule), running AFOS is a pretty simple task. I just hit "Shuffle" and Live365.com does the rest.
Often, weird things I have no control over take place during the shuffle mode I've set for AFOS, which is how I've regularly referred to the station since 2007. It's AFOS. No
bloody FOS or
FFOS. It's always been AFOS. I've always wanted to shorten the station name to just AFOS because the acronym evokes the four-call-letter names of the terrestrial radio stations I grew up listening to: KFRC, KMEL and so on. But instead of a K as the first letter, it's an A. Also, the acronym can stand for many different phrases besides A Fistful of Soundtracks, and I once jotted down a list of 12 of them. Examples include "Ample Focus on Scores," "All Fantastic Original Scores" and my personal favorite, "Asians Fucking Owning Shit."
Anyway, shuffle mode causes all these fantastic original scores to form either unintentional sets of two or three tracks by the same composer or "sandwiches," which is how I refer to cases where two tracks written by the same composer or emanating from the same movie or TV franchise appear to be sandwiching a completely unrelated track in the "last played" section of the AFOS Live365 site. I often take screen shots of these accidental sets or sandwiches.
Star Trek sandwiches happen frequently on AFOS. Mmm,
Star Trek sandwich. I wonder how a
Star Trek sandwich would taste. Maybe it would be like Chief O'Brien's
"Altair sandwich" with no mustard from
Deep Space Nine. Some
Star Trek head who can't spell has
defined an Altair sandwich as "three kinds of meet [sic], two cheeses, and any number of other additions." Whattup, future Super Bowl Sunday dish.
Batman sandwiches also happen a lot on AFOS. I wonder what a Batman sandwich would taste like. I figure it would be like the Batman Diner Double Beef at McDonald's in Hong Kong.
Hold up. An egg in a burger?! I hate eggs if they're not scrambled, and even though it's scrambled in this case, eggs don't belong in burgers. I'll pass.
Occasionally, there are spaghetti western sandwiches on "AFOS Prime." Is there such a thing as a spaghetti western sandwich? Apparently, there is. Somebody blogged about a spaghetti western sandwich shop in Rome. Some of its sandwiches are named after characters from Terence Hill and Bud Spencer's
Trinity movies.
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Here are more screen shots of shuffle mode weirdness I previously collected in
2011, joined by some new and never-before-posted screen shots of more weird music sandwiches and combinations.
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There have been unintentional time travel movie theme double shots. |
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Mel Gibson, who's so famously fond of Jews, gets followed by a Jew. |
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Yeah, I like "Eye of the Tiger" too, Live365, but I don't like it as much as you do apparently. |
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Same thing with the movie Wild Things... |
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... or the end credits music from the first Thor flick. |
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There have been unintentional Pam Grier movie theme double shots. |
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Jim Kelly movie theme double shots. |
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Themes from movies about Bruce Lee movies getting streamed in the same hour. |
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Battlestar Galactica/Star Trek double shots. |
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Trek/Galactica/Galaxy Quest triple shots. |
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J.J. Abrams/Michael Giacchino collabo triple shots. |
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Christopher Nolan/Hans Zimmer collabo double shots. |
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End credits music quadruple shots. |
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"Movies with Run in the title" double shots. |
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"Unexpectedly gory L.A. movies" double shots. |
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Shinichiro Watanabe sandwiches. |
Live365 once caused a weird pattern in which a theme from a Spike Lee Joint ended up getting followed by a
Cowboy Bebop track--twice in a row. I hope someone on Deviantart was listening to AFOS during that hour and thought about drawing a Spike Lee/Spike Spiegel mash-up someday. Make it happen, Internet.
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Wilfred the Matt Damon-loving dog must have tried to sabotage Live365 during this hour. |
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Tisha Campbell-Martin movie musical number double shots. |
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Justin Lin sandwiches. |
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Private eye sandwiches. |
Two 007 sandwiches have taken place within the same hour. This and the next two screen shots are taken from
"AFOS Incognito," the new espionage genre music block at midnight on AFOS. The block's got theme tunes from older spy shows, score cues from espionage thrillers ranging from
The Tailor of Panama to
The Imitation Game and original music from newer spy shows like
The Americans. I'm so far behind on watching
The Americans--I've seen only the pilot--that I had no idea Pete Townshend wrote
an original song with
Americans composer Nathan Barr for the show last season. That song from
The Americans is part of the "AFOS Incognito" playlist.
Hey, it's a
Miguel Sandoval project theme sandwich. Sandoval, who's best known as Archie the punk in
Repo Man and the boss on
Medium, appeared in
Clear and Present Danger and guest-starred a few times on
Alias.
Michael Fassbender spy movie theme double shots are a frequent possibility on "AFOS Incognito." Sorry, ladies who have watched
Shame 52 times, but he doesn't whip out his little Fassbender in either of these spy movies.
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