Monday, September 21, 2009
Stuff White People Like But This Brown Man Can't Stand #2: Snuggies
WTF, white folks? Snuggies make you look like creepy members of the world's wussiest cult or the Polyphonic Spree.
When it gets cold indoors, there's a far less idiotic-looking piece of clothing I prefer to put on. It's called a sweater.
Snuggie is a ridiculous product name too. It doesn't belong on a garment that's so dorky and white. Snuggie's more like a name for a pimp ("Bitch betta have Snuggie's money or Snuggie's gonna cut somebody!").
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Yeah, but Slankets are cool, right?
ReplyDeleteAll sleeved blankets, whether they're called a Snuggie, a Slanket or a Slunky, are dumb-looking.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Besides, aren't "sleeved blankets" really just cloaks?
ReplyDeleteThey look like the cloaks Ernest Borgnine wore in The Devil's Rain.
ReplyDeletei feel the same way
ReplyDeletethey look like you are some part of some evil wizard cult shit
i can't stand them
Wow I knew someone would have to say something about this. Snuggies, especially the snuggie commercial, makes white people look so fucking corny holy shit.
ReplyDeleteThings like the snuggie is what makes black people think every white person is corny and nerdy. I've always wondered why black comedians think white people sound like their impressions but now I realize.