Over at
my Tumblr, I said, "Though AFOS is a film and TV score music station, score music is not the only subject I post about on Tumblr and Blogger." If AFOS: The Tumblr or AFOS: The Blog were strictly about score music, I'd die of boredom, so beginning this week, I'm adding another non-score music-related subject to the many non-score music-related subjects I post about on Blogger.
For years, we've been living in a golden age of scripted TV that shows no signs of stopping despite the infuriating popularity of the
Keeping Up with the Armenian NBA Hand-Me-Downs (a Joel McHale
Soup joke, not mine) and
Jersey Snores of the world.
Mad Men,
Game of Thrones,
Community and
Parks and Recreation are some current examples of this golden age.
We've also been experiencing a golden age of animation on cable. During high school, I loved the cinematic
Batman: The Animated Series and
The Simpsons. I always wanted to write for either of those shows. Quality-wise, they were such a huge step up from the wack cartoons of the '80s that frequently insulted viewers' intelligence and were nothing more than 30-minute excuses to hawk some toys. I'm a bit envious of pre-teen and teen viewers these days because their cartoons contain even better animation than
B:TAS and the classic-era
Simpsons did (the dizzying and mind-blowing action sequences on Disney XD's
Motorcity make the beautifully animated Batman-vs.-Man-Bat airborne confrontation in
B:TAS' first episode look like "Steamboat Willie"). These younger viewers have so many well-written animated shows to choose from (on cable, that is, instead of on the broadcast networks, which abandoned the kind of younger-skewing programming that's become the lifeblood of niche-y channels like Cartoon Network and the gazillion Nicks), compared to the paltry amount of three or four I watched regularly in the '90s.
Lately, I've been DVRing standout animated cable shows like
Young Justice and
Motorcity, and I've put season 2 of
The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes on the DirecTV DVR equivalent of a Season Pass (DirecTV calls it the "Record Series" button) because the kids' networks that air these shows schedule them in bizarre time slots I have a hard time either remembering or waking up early for (maybe
Earth's Mightiest Heroes would receive better ratings if viewers could actually find it). Today, I'm reviewing the five non-Adult Swim animated shows I've been regularly DVRing and catching--
Green Lantern: The Animated Series,
Young Justice: Invasion,
Ultimate Spider-Man,
Earth's Mightiest Heroes and the new Monday night show
Motorcity--for a column called "5-Piece Cartoon Dinner." I hope to make this column about non-Adult Swim animation on cable a weekly thing on Tuesdays instead of Fridays--this trial and possibly inaugural edition today is an exception--but writing these things takes so goddamn long for me to do.
Ever since
MCA's passing, I've been bumping so many Beastie Boys tracks, so I wanted to name a new blog feature after an obscure Beasties track. Hence "5-Piece Cartoon Dinner."
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Disney XD and the half of Cartoon Network that has nothing to do with Adult Swim are channels my
Mad Men/
Justified/
Louie-watching self usually avoids like the plague, so if it weren't for the
Village Voice newspapers' Topless Robot blog or
The A.V. Club, I wouldn't have been aware of Cartoon Network's "DC Nation" hour on Saturday mornings and its rival during an even more ungodly Sunday morning time slot, Disney XD's 76-minute "Marvel Universe" block. I caught the hour-long
Green Lantern: The Animated Series sneak preview (which, fortunately, was much less of a slog than the live-action
Green Lantern movie) last year on Cartoon Network but had totally forgotten that new
GL:TAS episodes were dropping during the newly launched "DC Nation," so I didn't start tuning into
GL:TAS until three or four weeks into the new season.
Though I'm not really a fan of the Green Lantern Corps space cop characters, I like how they're basically Jedi knights with personality. The live-action
Star Wars prequels would have been much less lethargic had they featured as one of its heroes an acerbic character like the grumpy Green Lantern known as Kilowog, the dem-dese-dose alien cop who's wonderfully voiced on
GL:TAS by not-so-dem-dese-dose black actor Kevin Michael Richardson (a.k.a. Martin Luther King from
The Boondocks' classic "Return of the King" episode).
GL:TAS sells the "Jedi knights with personality" vibe more effectively than the much-maligned live-action version, which contained too little of Kilowog. Moviegoers who were so burned by the live-action
Green Lantern that they gave up on anything else with the Green Lantern name on it should try out either
Green Lantern: First Flight, a 2009 DC Animated Universe made-for-video feature that cleverly reimagined lead hero Hal Jordan's origin story as a
Training Day-style space copera (and even snagged
Law & Order: SVU's Chris Meloni for the role of Hal), or this energetic new CG series, which has partners Hal (Josh Keaton) and Kilowog investigating the deaths of their comrades and patrolling the stars on the
Interceptor, an experimental ship that Hal and Kilowog stole and is maintained by Aya (Grey DeLisle), a resourceful female AI with powers like Hal and Kilowog's.
So the series, which is DC Animation's first completely CG show, is basically
Green Lantern-as-a-starship-show-with-a-ragtag-crew-of-bickering-leads
a la Farscape,
Firefly,
Andromeda,
Galactica and I'm probably forgetting one more. Though recent episodes have felt like retreads of old
Star Trek episodes like "The Devil in the Dark" and the animated "Lorelei Signal," I'm glad
GL:TAS is more of a space-faring sci-fi show than a superhero piece, which was what the formulaic and way-too-Earthbound Ryan Reynolds movie was.
B:TAS and
Justice League Unlimited veteran Bruce Timm's character designs for the show are beautifully rendered in CG. Animation, whether it's CG or cel, is a more suitable medium for these characters and their cartoony-looking powers than live-action, which was where
Green Lantern looked really flat and unconvincing (Charlie Jane Anders
said it best over on io9: "Reynolds' disembodied face spends large chunks of
Green Lantern floating around in an ocean of computer-animated cheese... Hal's costume is CG along with the backgrounds, so his head just floats there in the middle of a CG world."). Because animation isn't as constrained a medium as live-action, the action sequences on
GL:TAS, particularly the airborne battles in last week's episode "Regime Change," are much more dynamic and epic than the ones in the Reynolds movie.
As a lead, Keaton's Hal isn't as difficult to empathize with as Reynolds'
tepidly written version of Hal was, but if
GL:TAS characters were cops from the original
Law & Order, Kilowog would be Max Greevey and Hal would be boring-ass Rey Curtis. Aya has much less emotions than Hal but is a more interesting character. Luckily, the show has surrounded Hal with prickly characters to offset his frequent blandness, like Kilowog and Razer (Jason Spisak), a prisoner in Hal and Kilowog's custody who wants to atone for his past actions as an evil Red Lantern but hasn't completely rid himself of his dark side.
The show also seems to be hinting at romantic tension between Razer and the emotionless Aya, who patterned her permanent appearance after Razer's murdered wife while scanning his records. Unless they're part of
Mad Men, nothing makes my eyes glaze over more than romance storylines, and the android who longs to be human has been done to death, but the
Interceptor computer's interaction with Razer, which seems to be combining those two types of storylines and is reminiscent of Idris/the TARDIS' affection for The Doctor in Neil Gaiman's
Doctor Who episode "The Doctor's Wife," might actually be an intriguing development in the coming weeks. A ship falling for one of its passengers? That's the kind of storyline William Shatner, who memorably eyefucked the
Enterprise from a travel pod window for 78 minutes in
Star Trek: The Motion Picture, must have always wanted to act out.
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In another example of how bizarrely scheduled these animated cable shows are (so where's that fifth
Venture Bros. season, Astrobase Go! and Adult Swim?), Cartoon Network's
Young Justice, the other half-hour show in the "DC Nation" block, began its second season only one week after concluding its first.
And in an astonishing and I'm-still-not-quite-sure-if-it-was-necessary WTF moment for an animated show that's mainly for teens, the newly renamed
Young Justice: Invasion jumped ahead five years into the future. The teens of Young Justice are now investigating a potential alien invasion that may have ties to the mystery of what six Justice League members who were brainwashed by supervillain Vandal Savage (Miguel Ferrer) were doing for 16 unaccounted hours at the end of the first season (Alex, I'm gonna go with "What is an evening of hookers and blow?"). Artemis (Stephanie Lemelin), who's basically Katniss with a raunchy sense of humor (separated from her bow and quiver by a team of villains in one episode, she memorably cracked, "Ugh, I feel naked. And not in a fun way."), and two other Young Justice members,
Aqualad (Khary Payton) and Kid Flash (Jason Spisak), quit the team for reasons that have yet to be explained and were replaced by other heroes, like an unknown lady named Batgirl (Alyson Stoner).
Also,
Rocket (Kittie), who joined Young Justice very late in the first season and is best remembered in print for being the first superheroine to experience a teen pregnancy in the late
Dwayne McDuffie's Milestone comic
Icon, graduated to the League. Robin (Jesse McCartney) is now Nightwing, and Tim Drake (Cameron Bowen) has assumed Robin's mantle and still-brightly-colored-for-no-reason-other-than-to-wind-up-with-bullets-in-the-ass crimefighting suit. Emo Superboy (Nolan North) and Miss Martian (Danica McKellar) are no longer a couple, and the latter (isn't her name a little like calling some Asian female member of Young Justice "Miss Asian"?) is now sporting a post-breakup haircut and Lagoon Boy (Yuri Lowenthal) on her arm. And the animation is still outstanding for a weekly TV series--this is the best a DC Animated Universe project has ever looked on-screen, outside of the DCAU feature films--and showrunner Greg Weisman, whom DC Animation wisely snapped up for this show after he lost
The Spectacular Spider-Man to what appears to have been production company politics, is still killing it, though some of his creative decisions so far this season don't quite make sense, like that
time jump a la Galactica and One Tree Hill.
Hopefully, this time jump has a purpose other than being an excuse to add more characters to an already hefty cast. That's a beef I have with most superhero works, whether it's
The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes or the execrable live-action mess
Heroes: this need to enlarge an overstuffed cast and, especially in the case of
Earth's Mightiest Heroes, fill the show with fan service, which backfires when it takes away screen time from the regular characters we care more about. Once in a while, it's dope to see an obscure Marvel fan favorite appear on-screen for the first time ever (many of these lesser-known characters, like Rocket Raccoon, are ones I've never heard of before, while hardcore Marvel fans are apparently crazy about them), but does this have to happen in every episode of
Earth's Mightiest Heroes now?
Justice League Unlimited expanded the scope and cast of
Justice League and was loaded with cameos by obscure DC characters, but it never lost its focus on the seven original heroes we grew to like as a team in the first two seasons. As long as
Young Justice: Invasion doesn't veer off into "Hiro in ancient Japan"-style tangents--last week's "Earthlings," which introduced to the DCAU the DC scientist hero named Adam Strange (Michael Trucco), who's basically John Carter with clothes and none of the stench of box-office failure, was almost an aimless tangent--this show could be another
Justice League Unlimited instead of another
Heroes.
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Ultimate Spider-Man places Marvel's most popular character in a
Young Justice-like premise in which the web-slinger (Drake Bell, who starred in
Superhero Movie as a hero who was a Spidey parody) and other superpowered teens--Spidey-hating Nova (Logan Miller), token female White Tiger (Caitlyn Taylor Love), a de-aged Luke Cage (Ogie Banks) and an equally de-aged and annoyingly
mandal-ed Danny Rand (Greg Cipes), a.k.a. Iron Fist--are given a
Sky High-style education from S.H.I.E.L.D. agents Nick Fury (Chi McBride) and Phil Coulson (
Clark Gregg) on how to become better heroes. Out of all of Spidey's animated incarnations so far (from Ralph Bakshi's psychedelic Spidey to the solid and much-missed
Spectacular Spider-Man),
Ultimate boasts the most high-quality animation. The fluid and agile movements of this new animated Spidey and his superpowered cohorts are a huge leap forward from the cookie-cutter animation and constantly recycled footage of Bakshi's '60s Spidey and the jerky early '80s animation of
Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends.
Ultimate also boasts the most impressive guiding force script-wise, Emmy-winner Paul Dini, and it has the former
B:TAS writer and the
Ben 10 creative team known as Man of Action adapting (pretty loosely) Brian Michael Bendis' esteemed
Ultimate Spider-Man comic, the linchpin of Marvel's Ultimate imprint. (Here's a quick breakdown of the Ultimate line: Ultimate comics are set in a continuity that's separate from the extremely convoluted and confusing one where flagship titles like
The Amazing Spider-Man and
Uncanny X-Men take place. The alternate Peter Parker in this Ultimate universe boasted a few differences from Original Flavor Peter. Before Bendis killed off alt-Peter and pissed off right-wing racist nutjobs by replacing him with half-African American, half-Latino Miles Morales, a long-overdue non-white Spidey and actually Marvel's second non-white Spidey after the
Spider-Man 2099 comic's half-Latino Miguel O'Hara, alt-Peter was still a teen and worked as the
Daily Bugle's webmaster instead of as a
Bugle photographer.)
Dini isn't the only
B:TAS alum who's involved with
Ultimate. His colleague from that influential show, animator Eric Radomski, is a co-executive producer on
Ultimate. One of
B:TAS' best visual touches was the expressiveness that Radomski and Bruce Timm brought to the eye portion of Batman's mask, and that same expressiveness has been added to this new animated Spidey's eyes. I wouldn't be surprised if that was a Radomski touch.